Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius

Analysis Blog: Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes) 

“Coyote power: surviving by one's intelligence and wits when others cannot; embracing existence in a mad, dancing, laughing, sympathetic expression of pure joy at evading the grimmest of fates; exulting in sheer aliveness; recognizing our shortcomings with rueful chagrin.” - Dan Flores


Wile E. Coyote, the Roadrunner obsessed Super Genius

Hunting can be quite a sport. You could be a hunter attempting to shoot wascally wabbits. A Cat attempting to catch and eat a canary and...a Duck chasing a mouse?.. What were they cooking here but none compare to the sheer versatility that the Coyote possesses to catch that damn Roadrunner!...even if it means injuring himself in the process…But does he have what it takes for a DEATH BATTLE? Let's find out! 


Before we dive in…

So since Looney Tunes is a very big franchise with many canons. What will exactly be covered? The answer is…everything, every single Looney Tunes Media (that is WB approved at least so no Roger Rabbit shenanigans) will be covered here along with some crossovers but those only being optional. Now what about Looney DNA? Will we look into every Looney Tunes ability? The answer is no. While Wile does technically know how to utilise those abilities, we are not gonna go off topic as this is specifically a Wile E blog but mentioning stuff like regeneration and resistances should be fine since that's what the DNA is all about rather than being something that gives them their abilities since that comes from their inner “Tooniness” which is basically an aura that every Toon has (this will be covered in a bit) 

Background

Wileward Ethelbert Coyote

(Carnivorous Vulgaris)


“The coyote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking skeleton, with a grey wolfskin stretched over it, a tolerably bushy tail that forever sags down with a despairing expression of forsakenness and misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face, with slightly lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all over. The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is so spiritless and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth are pretending to be a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he is so homely! -so scrawny, and ribby, and coarse-haired, and pitiful.” 


Wile Ethelbert Coyote was born in Arizona and is the son of “Cage Ethelbert Coyote.” Wile has demonstrated his distaste for the Roadrunner ever since he was a baby. He was told by his father about the Coyote tradition and how instead of relying on strength, they'd rely on their ingenious plans and cunning. Due to this, he had promised his dad that he'd only come home after catching a roadrunner, and after that, he had kept that promise for over 74 years, still being unable to catch the roadrunner. 

Sad, is it not?

Wile is resourceful, as he constructed most of his devices with parts from a junkyard. This impressed a corporation known as ACME, earning him a job there along with an unlimited ACME credit card. After multiple tries, his closest attempt was when he created a massive robot that was meant to catch the roadrunner; it did, but it wasn't programmed to do anything after it, making it let go of the bird. Wile began to spin off, using his genius to make devices for consumers and patenting multiple products, eventually earning him so much money that he'd be able to afford a house, which was right next to the home of a famous Hollywood actor known as "George Washington Bunny," who had gone by the stage name "Bugs Bunny'' due to their different ideals. They'd usually bicker, as Bugs believed in a more minimalist lifestyle than Wile's technological approach. Due to this, both neighbours gained somewhat of a rivalry, as Wile believed that Bugs was just a mindless rabbit that had no cunning whatsoever. He was then proven wrong numerous times after being continuously outsmarted by Bugs. He eventually realised his failures were the fault of ACME's products, so he sued them for gross negligence and asked for compensation for personal injuries and mental suffering. He'd win the case, being awarded $38,700,000. (This is an estimate due to the adaptation of Coyote vs. ACME being delayed; as such, I have pulled this number from the short story that was the inspiration for Coyote vs. ACME.) After some time, his rival Bugs Bunny created a school meant to teach younger toons and prepare them for life. Wile had gotten employment there as a chemistry teacher and as a mentor for his prototype, "Calamity Coyote." With his job, he'd practise himself with chemistry rather than machinery, allowing him to invent a device that was able to nullify and rewrite "Toon DNA," allowing real damage to toons. After centuries, he managed to live to the 24th century. Inventing himself a suit that was equipped for hunting in this futuristic age, using it to hunt, eventually it was implied that he had settled down and started a family, judging by how his history is still kicking by the 28th century, due to a descendant known as "Tech Ethelbert Coyote." Wile is a Coyote of persistence; he could stop at anytime, but why do that? He'd rather never give up; it'll turn out bad for him, such as his attempts to catch a roadrunner, but in most cases, it's a benefit, as shown by his ingenuity, his craft, his teachings, and most importantly, his humour, as despite having been around for over 70 years, he still makes the audience laugh, and that is one of the most significant things a toon can do.


Tier: 9-B physically, 9-A to beats Tom level with equipment, High 4-C with preparation

Name: Wile E. Coyote

Origin: Looney Tunes

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Coyote, Genius

Powers and Abilities:

Attack Potency: Wall level physically (Capable of jumping high heights[14], Threw a rock several meters into the air on multiple occasions), Small Building level+ to Beats Tom level with equipment (He has utilized explosives of this power), Large Star level with preparation (Created a constellation[9] with his explosives)

Speed: Subsonic (Can outrun speeding cars, trucks[2], and trains[7]. Once caught a fly with his bare hands[13], Can keep up with a casual Roadrunner), Subsonic to Faster than Tom with Equipment and physically (Ran this fast with jet-propelled boots, Travelled to China by drilling through the Earth in seconds, Passed the Moon in seconds. His awesomeness passively makes him faster than any cat named Thomas Jasper Cat) 

Lifting Strength: Class 10 (Lifted and threw large rocks)

Striking Strength: Wall level

Durability: Wall level (Can tank getting ran over by a train[10], Can tank explosion's from mines or grenades) up to City Block level (Has shrugged off explosions this strong) Beats Tom level (His awesomeness passively prevents any damage being done to him by anyone named Thomas Jasper Cat) 

Stamina: Superhuman. He has kept chasing the Roadrunner with no problem after receiving wounds and burns.

Range: Standard Melee Range by himself; Hundreds of Meters with Firearms; Interstellar with his best equipment.

Standard Equipment: Various Explosives, Firearms such as rifles[1] and machine guns[9], Paintings, Signs.

  • Optional Equipment: Acme Inventions, His own Inventions.

Intelligence: Omnipotent (Can create highly elaborate traps. Create his own inventions to chase after the roadrunner, is a "Genius by Trade". Skilled painter and sculptor, learned hypnosis in a short period of time, implied to know how to defuse a bomb[12]. States himself to have an IQ of 207. Passively becomes omnipotent for no reason) 

Weaknesses: None. He's too cool






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